A teacher is teaching a class and
she sees that Johnny isn't paying
attention, so she asks him, "If
there are three ducks sitting on a
fence, and you shoot one, how
many are left?" Johnny says,
"None." The teacher asks, "Why?"
Johnny says, "Because the shot
scared them all off." The teacher
says, "No, two, but I like how
you're thinking." Johnny asks the
teacher, "If you see three women
walking out of an ice cream
parlor, one is licking her ice
cream, one is sucking her ice
cream, and one is biting her ice
cream, which one is married?"
The teacher says, "The one
sucking her ice cream." Johnny
says, "No, the one with the
wedding ring, but I like how
you're thinking!"
Title : Conversation between Teacher and johnny
Description : A teacher is teaching a class and
she sees that Johnny isn't paying
attention, so she asks him, "If
there are three ducks sittin...