A family is at the dinner table.
The son asks the father, "Dad,
how many kinds of boobs are
there?" The father, surprised,
answers, "Well, son, a woman
goes throughthree phases. In
her 20s, a woman's breasts are
like melons, round and firm. In
her 30s and 40s, they are like
pears, still nice, hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions."
"Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You
see them and they make you
cry." This infuriated his wife and
daughter. The daughter asks,
"Mom, how many different kinds
of willies are there?" The mother
smiles and says, "Well, dear, a
man goes through three phases
also. In his 20s, his willy is like an
oak tree, mighty and hard. Inhis
30s and 40s, it's like a birch,
flexible butreliable. After his 50s,
it's like a Christmas tree." "A
Christmas tree?" the daughter
asks. "Yes, dead from the root up
and the balls are just for
decoration.".
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Title : Conversation Between Family
Description : A family is at the dinner table.
The son asks the father, "Dad,
how many kinds of boobs are
there?" The father, surprised,
ans...