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LADIES/GENTLEMen PLEASE TAKE NOTE.VERY IMPORTANT.PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE!!!!!!! Please pay close attention to what you are about...

Akpors was preparing for a test one day after he had failed continuously through the past year and gotten flogged severally for his fa...

Akpors woke of very happy one day because it was his birthday. To add to his joy, just a few minutes later he got a text message from hi...

WAHALA,Akpos is a footballer who plays for one of the leading clubs in the world. His team-mates advised him to prepare answers in adva...

See problem oh At a table in a candle-lit restaurant, a man and woman were having dinner, and the following conversation ensued: Man: B...

I attended a birthday party-A gathering of abt 30 people.I sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing food. She started from th...

A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss u so much & ...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband, suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen, shouting "CAREFUL! CAREF...

A pretty and sexy lady goes to pastor Akpos and tell him "Pastor! I have cross 40 years and yet am still single. I have met 10 guy...

. . . as Marseille and Ghana forward arrives on free transfer Swansea City have completed their first transfer of the summer after signi...

Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer request you want the church to pray for you ? Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help ...

1, A son said to his father ''dad what do i give my girl friend as a birthday gift?" dad asked son: "how does she look...

Akpos was coming back from school singing out loud and dancing like nobody's tuckshop...his parents was wondering why Akpo was so ...

As a man was driving home alone he remembered that he ate beans and cooked egg. You know when you eat that kind of combination, you will...

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, ans...

A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming; GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?...

Akpos and his babe papa...... General: Hello! May I know you? Caller (Akpos): sorri I want to speak wit Joy sir. General: I said who ...

Akpos with 30 inches penis went to a magician and said, "I can't live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce ...

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sittin...

Teacher:class wat is the name of animal dat start wit lter D? Akpos:make a counter answer~sir Donkey! Teacher:keep quit class wat is th...