Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do you
have any prayer
request you want the church to
pray for you ?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church
should help me pray that God
should promote my business in
this church more than how he
promoted it in my former church.
Church:
AAAAAMMMMMMMEEE
EEEEEEENNNNNNNN
Pastor: Church, I will want you to
use the whole of your strength
To
pray this prayer for him That Oh
Lord, promote this Mr Ogbeche's
business in this church (speaks
in
tongues... masokokokokole
sebede) Thus saith the. Lord,
Listen, that your business shall
sell in this church more than
where you are coming from in
thousand/million folds.
Church/Ogbeche:
AAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
MMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, open your
eyes. You left your former
CHURCH
because the business was not
selling very well abi?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually, my
business was selling at first
because they were buying the
casket they use to bury members
from me. As the church members
started dying small small so my
business was growing because
they were all buying their casket
from me. I learned a trade in
making casket. But after some
time, there was a deliverance
service and members started
living long, which affected my
business. That's why I had to
leave the church to search for a
greener pasture.
Pastor: [/b]Mr Ogbeche, abi ko
fe da fun yin ni? Ori e
buru ni? Please stand up.
Church, you will pray, Oh Lord
destroy Mr Ogbeche's life and
business permanently if he
refuse to leave this church
immediately...
[b]Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS
NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR.......kokosham
akokol
(everybody started speaking in
tougues)
Pastor: (looks at him as he runs
out of the church) OLORI
BURUKU!
E ma gba wa ke?! Oluwa ya wa
ya
ibi o! Jeesu! (sorry, the Pastor is a
Yoruba man.....lol
